May 2013
circumcisions:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
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“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good...”
– Lemony Snicket (via likeafieldmouse)
things that make me sad: music festivals that i'm not going to
claydols:
whose (dumbass idea was it to cancel whose) line is it anyway
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
geeksotospeak:
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
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when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
jaclcfrost:
five months
five months of this year have already gone by
you’ve made it five months of this year
and i’m proud of you
“She argues there’s another way to fight crime. “We ought to invest a lot more in...”
– County board prez: Why are we closing schools and packing the jail? | Bleader
that first paragraph up there—the stuff about investing in after school activities and keeping the schools open until 9pm, etc. —I’m thinking about that in context to of the Emergency Managers in Michigan. And how if they...
“You never knew exactly how much space you occupied in people’s lives.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via missingalaska)
“This planet doesn’t need more ‘successful’ people but is in desperate need of...”
– David Orr (via perfect)
cherrycaked:
there’s an episode of sabrina the teenage witch where everything turns into the 60s and at first she’s like wow this is so groovy the music is awesome and everyone is into peace and love why even change back, but then she talks to a university representative but he laughs in her face and says she can’t go to his prestigious college because she’s a woman and then she realises that...
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via kevinidentity)
